Drunkness Level	How drunk I am
0	not drunk/not assigned/too drunk to remember how to operate drunkometer?
1	Drank Something
2	Getting a buzz/3ish
3	Not bad/8+
3	Drunk/12+
4	Fucked up/15+
5	Really fucked up/slur type/18+
6	PLOWED/20+
7	Pass out drunk/can't believe I made it to my computer
8	Forked drunk daemon, terminated parent sanity process, closed file handles-reopened null/Liter of Whiskey
9-2^32	reserved for future experimentation